Maria

"it doesn't do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"
- Albus Dumbledore

June Saito when planning costumes

  • June: Okay guys, let's make the costumes look really adventurous, like, Brosenthal, we're going to make you look like Indiana Jones' dad from the movie okay?
  • Brian: Oh that's a good idea. I like that
  • June: Then Brian, we're gonna give you this cool ascot okay?
  • Brian: Oh like Fred from Scooby Doo?
  • June: Yeah, that's kind of the idea. Then Joey, we're going to put you in a bowtie and safari hat okay?
  • Joey: Fun!
  • June: Dylan, we're going to make you look like Mikey's older brother from The Goodies with the bandanna and everything okay?
  • Dylan: Sounds good
  • June: Lauren, Jaime, and Meredith, I hope you guys are okay with short shorts again because that's what I got with for you.
  • The Girls: oh yeah sure.
  • June: Then Joe, you're gonna have this Indiana Jones type thing going on okay?
  • Joe: Fuck yeah!
  • June: Oh and Jim, we're going to put you in a skirt.
  • Jim: What? What else?
  • June: No, that's it. Just a skirt. Maybe a fun head dress. But you're pretty much going to be naked on stage okay?
  • Jim: um...okay
  • June: Oh, and Dylan and Brian, your pants are going to be a few sizes too tight
  • June: oh yeah, and Joey, you're going to have some pretty nice shorts
  • June: Oh, Lauren and Meredith, are you okay with showing a little tummy?
  • Joe: Wait, I don't like the sounds of this...
  • June: Joe, your shorts are going to be shorter than Lauren's.
  • Joe:
  • The Starkids:
  • June: We're selling sex!
  • The Fans: THANK YOU JUNE!!!!
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aprilspink:

I’m all kinds of late to this joke. Behind on the meme, behind on the Apocalyptour jokes, but hey, this is funny anyway.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you

“Hitler discovers the Crystal Skull ticks sold out”

toxicfunkylittlecrazy:

Day 3: Fave Female Starkid 

This was a hard one, ‘cause besides that i like all members, i do like fave 2 girls. Meredith Stepien and Lauren Lopez

but if i had to choose, that would be… Lauren… 

She is fabulous! 

 

An amazing actress, so talented, and so funny! 

  

and so much things you guys know her, she is amazing, god, i am proud of her :’) I like her :D 

  

 

Up likes Taz, but Up is old and weird! It’s a doomed love… he never tells her.

—Nick Lang, when asked about Up and Taz’s romance (via ginnythepooh)

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imkickingitupanotch:

So while the girls were singing I noticed Joe Joey and Brian were doing some weird shit…San Diego Apocalyptour